Public Bathrooms.

On the Fourth of July I was in the city, where you can guess was absolutely packed. We some how got ourselves on the pier to watch the fireworks without having a bracelet. The show was absolutely beautiful. It would have sucked though if I didn't break the rules a little bit.

Of course, the second we get there I have to use the bathroom. I walk to the women's room and the line is wrapped around the building. There was over a 20 minute wait. I don't understand what women do in there. Just go in and get the hell out already. I didn't want to miss the show so I looked around and saw that there was absolutely no wait on the men's line.

Sooooo when I thought the coast was clear, I ran in shut one of the stalls and not even a second later the police are banging on the stall. I figured im already here, I might as well just pee and then get in trouble. I leave the stall and the cop was like "we don't do this here." I started laughing and said I was sorry for convicting such a dangerous crime. The best part about it, as I'm walking away I see girls running in and out , I guess you could say I'm a trend setter?