egg drop soup

Has this ever happened to you, well not exactly to you but has it ever happen where you purposely are trying to avoid doing something and in turn completely screw it up. I stopped to get egg drop soup before going to work. I was going to drink it really quick before I went but the soup was filled to the brim hence I didn't want to spill it in my car. Soo I got out of my car, slowly opened it. It spilled a little bit but I had napkins anyway. Now I opened my door and like a dumb ass I opened it right into my hand with the hot egg drop soup, and BAM! Curse words followed by something mutter that wasn't english but definitely wasn't Kosher. I spilled the soup everywhere, all over my door, my car, my shirt, my hand and all those places in between. I had napkins in my car but ran out. My car was now very stick and the carpet would have to be cleaned and I have to go to work now. I was not happy about my egg drop soup. It is just when you try to completely avoid something when disaster happens.