I'm just sitting here, minding my own business and then they just start chattering away. About everything. Forever. I don't even have headphones in or give the impression I'm out of it. Does being behind a laptop screen = start talking no one is listening.
Please, do go on about your reports and your child's rash and the surgery you had last month. We're all rapt with atten- no, wait, nope. We're not paying attention. Nevermind. Carry on. Not like it's distracting or anything. Just smashing my fingers on this keyboard to hear the clacky noises. Not like I have a paper due in 5 days or anything.
I wonder how many weird looks will I get if I start screaming SHUT UP SHUT UP NOW.
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