Food

It is 8:59 pm and I am sitting in my Tabler dorm room wishing that I could get some delicious pizza or a meal that didn't involve fruit or a burned flatbread. This is the horrifying reality of the Tabler quad. As much pride as we have in our wonderful living capacities, we are starved and hopeless. We have been forced to live with a Dunkin Donuts, crepes and stacks of chips. We have to suffer between the hours of 12 and 5:30 without a meal. What are we to do??? How do we survive this insufferable fate??? Is there a cure???
YES.
I have found the cure.
Our miserable Tabler existence need not be miserable anymore. This is the cure. You must follow it exactly.
1. Get up off your chair. If you believe you need some kind of clothing or shoes, you should put those on, because you will be going outside.
2. Open the door. Walk to your nearest exit.
3. (This is the hardest step of all). When you find yourself outside, make a decision what you want to eat. Pick anything. Then head in the direction of one of the food courts which happen to sell these foods for which you have a craving.
Be careful when completing these. You might be forced to leave the safety of our quad. I know, it is scary. The best suggestion, though not foolproof, is : grab a friend. If the situation occurs you can feed him/her to the wolves. Don't forget to enjoy the meal. TABLER LOVE =)