Cookie monster

Just said I'd talk a bit about lent because right now I'm absolutely craving what I decided to give up, chocolate chip cookies! I wanted to give up blogging but that for me would just be torture. The thrill I get from posting my blogs is just indescribable so I said I'd try give up the next best thing I crave, cookies! My friend decided to support me by also giving them up. I thought,great,this will make things way easier like if I have a weak moment I can just go straight to her and she will reinforce my will power! Am...No. So far, if anything she has made things way harder for me. All she is doing is buying cookies and hiding them in my pockets and just leaving them in places she knows I will look. No joke, I am struggling, but I'm proud to say I am four days sober! My friend on the other hand is out of control. I've never met someone with so little will power! She is the cookie monster! She denies that she ever broke it but I have evidence that she is lying as i caught her running away with a cookie in her hand. Her pathetic excuse was that she was running to give it to a homeless man in need of some sugar!!! Ya sure, Mary! Here's the proof lads, enjoy!