Annoying people

OK, I wasn't even going to write a blog about this until a guy in my class started to annoy the crap out of me. I don't get annoyed that easily at all but when a guy starts playing imaginary drums as loud as he can on his desk, i can't help but get frustrated. His just sitting there slamming his fingers against his desk and shaking his head as if some famous rock band were playing in the background. Like what are you doing? Are you trying to master the art of keeping a rhythm? If this is the case you just failed elementary school music class. Instead what you are actually doing is perfecting the art of irritation!!
I really wonder what goes on in people's heads when they are doing this. Like do they imagine they are live on stage absolutely shredding the drum kit. Like he probably imagines a million fans surrounding him as well! Each different finger movement is a different sound. You are the king!! Am...Not quite! You are sitting in a fecking Marketing class surrounded by a few eager beavers to learn something rather than listen to you bang the table in a ridiculous manner. So please just stop!!